Night Crumbs

Britney Spears and the hot piece with chiseled mountain arms she calls a boyfriend celebrated their one year anniversary. Congrats to them, and congrats to Daddy Spears for successfully negotiating a contract renewal with his deep fried dumpling’s hottest leased piece to date! – Lainey Gossip 

Part of me wishes that Justin Timberlake would’ve went through with his plans for a Prince hologram, because then a purple lightning bolt from JehovahLand would’ve hit the stage – Celebitchy

Slight correction: “Kris Jenner is obsessed with her expanding bank account thanks to her expanding family” – Reality Tea

Wait, there’s a bruise in that pic of Gun Kenworthy’s bulge? – Towleroad

Jennifer Lawrence is just like us! She smokes a joint in New Orleans. But unlike us, she didn’t get tackled by the police and dragged to jail for doing so – Drunken Stepfather

Another day, another YouTube “star” did some ugly shit that cost him money – Pajiba

Not picture: an annoyed woman who is waiting for Chloe Grace Moretz to finish being sexy so she can wash her fucking hands – Hollywood Tuna

Lupita Nyong’o keeps it hot, even while wearing a field of pubes on her chest – IDLYTW

And finally, let’s end with Robert Pattinson taking his hairy nipples for a run in Antigua – Just Jared

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