Corey Feldman Has Been Cleared In A Sexual Battery Investigation

February 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Corey Feldman still has problems (understatement) but at least he’s got one less problem to worry about. Last month, a woman appeared in a Los Angeles police station and filed a report claiming that Corey Feldman grabbed her butt a year earlier. This came as a shock to me, because I was under the impression Corey’s hands were almost exclusively used for throwing up peace signs. The LAPD conducted an investigation, and it turns out we won’t be seeing Corey Feldman’s hands in cuffs over this situation.

Corey’s attorney Perry Wander tells The Blast says that the Los Angeles City Attorney’s office has rejected the filing of a criminal complaint against Corey Feldman. Basically, he’s not getting charged for anything. The City Attorney’s office also confirmed the news to The Blast. The only other new news is that the incident in question allegedly took place on February 4th, 2017.

As for the decision, this is probably a huge duh, but Corey is reportedly very happy with it. His attorney made sure to mention that Corey has “long been a vocal advocate against sexual harassment and abuse, and has maintained his innocence and now is vindicated.” Corey had “vehemently denied” the allegations of butt-grabbing.

Corey has long believed that he’s got a target on his back for threatening to name the names of Hollywood’s alleged pedo ring. Now that he’s been cleared, I still don’t know if it was a plot by perverts. But I’m probably more likely to believe any future conspiracy theories Corey may have. To a point, of course. The second he tries to convince us Hollywood is attempting to control his thoughts through a tracking device planted inside his tacky mafia magician fedoras, I’m out.


Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or get into long-ass fights, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. Also, promoting adblockers is not allowed. And some comment threads will be pre-moderated, so it may take a second for your comment to show up if it's approved.

alt="drupal analytics" >