Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sure, I probably should devote today’s Hot Slut of the Day post to one of the scam artist groundhogs who continue to brilliantly bamboozle the stupid public with their long-running shadow scheme that we fall for every single damn year. (P.S. – Depending on which groundhog scammer you believe, you’re either going to get icicles on your asshole for another six weeks or your asshole is going to defrost early!) But instead of doing that, I’m going to pay tribute to an animal with some real talent, specifically a talent for being a world-class dick wad who loves knocking shit over.
If you’re the kind of messy bitch who loves to go from 0 to crazy in less than 60 seconds during a fight by throwing shit, then Kayla Barham’s cockatiel is your spirit animal. Kayla’s cockatiel doesn’t even need a fight as a reason to toss crap. He just does it for fun. Latarian Milton’s “hood rat stuff” legacy lives on thanks to this cockatiel, who likes to do bad things (and also thanks to Latarian Milton himself since he got arrested last year for allegedly robbing a Lyft driver).
Kayla made a compilation video (via Tastefully Offensive via Reddit) of her cockatiel tossing all kinds of shit from his sight. He banishes everything from a glass to toilet paper to scissors to an almost-empty plastic jug to mail to plastic hangers (“NO PLASTIC HANGERS!” – that cockatiel). And he does it with evil glee.
Expect Jas the diabolical pus and February 2015’s Hot Slut of the Month to sue this cockatiel for using their signature evil bitch move to get viral fame! And expect this cockatiel to toss their lawsuit into the trash.
Pic: YouTube