Afternoon Crumbs
Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle went to the Endeavour Fund Awards in London, and while everyone wrote a 5,000 word piece on what she wore, I’m more interested in what’s on his body. Lainey Gossip points out that he’s worn a blue suit a lot recently. So either PHG owns several blue suits or he’s just wearing the same one over and over again. Now I know how I can finally meet PHG. I’m going to use the $0 in my savings to somehow up open a Blue Suits Only Dry Cleaning Service next to Kensington Palace in London. And don’t try to tell me that you doubt PHG takes in his own dry cleaning. I don’t need your damn logic right now! – Lainey Gossip
Somewhere up in heaven, Elizabeth Taylor is trying to figure out how she can file a lawsuit against a living person for stealing one of her old muumuus – Celebitchy
Lala Kent showed up to a Guess? party in an outfit that made people guess what happened to her shirt – Reality Tea
This is me as a Jeopardy! contestant – Towleroad
Nina Dobrev is on a boat, crotch-bumping the ass of a boat mannequin (or whatever you call them) – Hollywood Tuna
If you’re a homeless graffiti artist anarchist from the 90s, I need to tell you that Vetements stole your look – OMG Blog
The only Kylie who matters beat that lesser Kylie in the battle to trademark their name – Just Jared
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