Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lord Bates, the ultra polite politician who quit his job as punishment to himself for arriving just one minute late for a session.
In a stunning plot twist, the ultra polite politician isn’t Canadian!
British politician Lord Michael Bates is a member of the House of the Lords (which sadly isn’t run by original HSOTD Dorian Lord from One Life To Live) and has been a minister at the Department for International Development since 2016. The Guardian says that yesterday at 15:00 GMT, Lord Bates was supposed to be in the House of the Lords chamber to answer questions about strategies for reducing inequality. When the clock struck 15:00, Baroness Lister (Side note: British politicians have the hottest titles) of the Labour Party asked Lord Bates a question, but he wasn’t there to answer. He showed up one minute later.
At the end of the session, Lord Bates apologized to Baroness Lister for not being there to answer her question, and then he turned a boring political meeting into a dramatic piece of THI-TURR by dramatically resigning for being so damn rude. Everyone gasped and shouted “NO!”, but they shouldn’t be surprised that a man named Lord Bates would be a big drama queen. He said that he holds himself and the other politicians up to the highest standards when it comes to respect, and he cannot allow himself to be so fucking disrespectful. Meanwhile, our current POOTUS (on-purpose typo and it stays) could show up 4 hours late to a session and shit on the table before wiping his shit in everyone’s faces while burping, and he wouldn’t apologize or get in trouble.
“I want to offer my sincere apologies to Baroness Lister for my discourtesy in not being in my place to answer her question on a very important matter at the beginning of questions. During the five years in which it’s been my privilege to answer questions from this dispatch box on behalf of the government, I’ve always believed that we should rise to the highest possible standards of courtesy and respect in responding on behalf of the government to the legitimate questions of the legislature. I’m thoroughly ashamed at not being in my place and therefore I shall be offering my resignation to the prime minister with immediate effect. I do apologise.”
Here’s the clip of Lord Bates outing himself as the stage 10 polite version of Inetta the Moodsetta.
Treasury Minister Lord Bates just resigned from the government after apologising for missing a question from Labour's Baroness Lister of Burtersett. pic.twitter.com/3hLXmaDC2B
— Richard Morris (@imrichardmorris) January 31, 2018
British Prime Minster Theresa May rejected Lord Bates’ self-drafted pink slip, so he’s still got a job.
One minute late is early, according to me. Whenever I’ve showed up one minute late to a job, I’ve rewarded myself for being so early by spending 30 minutes to walk down to the bodega to buy an everything bagel with cream cheese and butter. So it’s got me confused as to why Lord Bates would quit for being early.
Maybe this was all just a ruse, and Lord Bates showed up a minute late so he could quit, because he wanted to retire early and fulfill his dream of raising pygmy goats on a farm in the Netherlands. And now PM May has ruined those plans. There’s a bunch of pygmy goats out there without a human to care for them. PM May is the rude one!
Pic: Twitter