Night Crumbs

While looking like a rich socialite witch from the 1940s, Angelina Jolie left the Louvre with every single member of the child army. They were probably there to look at the museum’s most prized possession. No, I’m not talking about the Mona Lisa. Who cares about her! I’m talking about the drawings the child army did on their mom’s wedding dress – Celebitchy

Pfft! If Chris Pine was really retro, he would’ve pulled out one of those old-timey cameras with the tripod and curtain and took pics of the paps on that – Lainey Gossip 

Erika Jayne and Dorito Kemsley might be friends now, but whoever took that picture ain’t their friend, because they both look like they’re taking a dump – Reality Tea

The queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 3 watch (and read) the reads of the queens from All-Stars 2 – OMG Blog

Stella Maxwell looks sad here, but I’d look sad too if my naked ass got tangled up in a shower curtain – Drunken Stepfather

I was going to say that this is the gayest bet ever, but then I read it’s over the Super Bowl – Towleroad

Olivia Wilde looks like she’s getting ready to do bumps off of Mick Jagger’s nipple in the DJ booth at Studio 54 – Popoholic

Nicole Eggert was on Megyn Kelly Today to talk about her molestation allegations against Scott Baio and said that she covered it up for so long to protect the legacy of Charles In Charles. Well, Nicole, you shouldn’t have worried about the legacy of that show, because Scott Baio destroyed it a long time ago by being Scott Baio – SOW

Miley Cyrus posed in front of a garbage room – Hollywood Tuna

Since I’m bitter and old, I wish that dog would’ve pissed on Sam Smith and his boyfriend’s shoes as they got all lovey-dovey – Just Jared

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