But of course this could only be Lady Gaga. While others might think, “You know, maybe this year I’ll walk up the red carpet in a piece that makes it looks like I’m trying to cover up all the hair I lost after leaving my at-home highlighting kit on for too long,” Lady Gaga goes out and does it. She tells her stylist to make her look like a 73-year-old balding hippie who refuses to face the music about their hair situation, and she wears it with pride! As for her outfit, well that’s another story all together.
You might think Gaga would show up to the 60th annual Grammy awards in a gown made from more laces or more sloppily-assembled braids, but instead she came in an Armani Privé dress. It’s not even that Joanne-themed. Or wait, maybe that skirt is made from blankets used to cover up horses.
Thank god Lana Del Rey was nominated for Best Pop Vocal Album, because she doesn’t get invited to nearly enough stuff. And inviting Lana to something means you get to see what phase she’s going through. Based on this Gucci dress, she looks like a moody celestial princess who chose to do her class project on Pluto, because she (rolls eyes) only hangs around other outcasts.
And then Jenny McCarthy was there. At least I’m told this is Jenny McCarthy. It could also be the always-scheming mother of Stormer from The Misfits who just married Pizzazz’s rich dad for some quick cash.
And finally, Pink (also in an Armani Privé dress). I can appreciate every outfit Pink wore last night. She performed in a common “running errands at Target” outfit, and showed up looking like the feather duster she bought while she was there.
Here’s a whole lot more fashion and fashion messes from last night’s Grammy awards.