Open Post: Hosted By The Beautiful Blond Bromance Of Alexander Skarsgard And Jack McBrayer

January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Seen above doing the “ohmyguuuuuts, I knew I shouldn’t have told him to go balls deep” pose (or the “daaaaamn, I knew I should’ve douched, now I’m gonna leave dookie on the dick” pose), Jack McBrayer was Alexander Skarsgard’s seatmate at the SAG Awards last night, and nobody has ever been happier than Jack sitting next to ASkars. Jack looked like he was getting a rim job from a rainbow. Just pure happiness covered his face. Basically, he had the same reaction that anybody sitting next to ASkars would have.

Since ASkars was sitting with his Big Little Lies co-stars, some probably wondered if they missed the part in the series where Kenneth from 30 Rock played Reese Witherspoon’s just-as-perky ambiguously gay brother. But Jack was sitting next to ASkars because they’ve been best brofriends for a while.

Jack was ASkars’ date to the Golden Globes, the 2017 Emmys and a True Blood after-party. They also did a Funny or Die video together on a Greenpeace boat on the Arctic. They’re like the nicer version of Gaston and LeFou. Although, ASkars is an ice cold bitch for not giving his date a kiss and a hug after winning a SAG. That’s the least Jack deserves for exploding with happiness when ASkars was named as a nominee. He was prouder than a proud mom, wife, husband, father, daughter and son combined! via Uproxx

Jack McBrayer has always been harmless to me and I’ve never had hate toward him until last night. I hate his ass knowing that he probably found himself being the little spoon to Alexander Skarsgard’s big Swedish spoon as that vampire viking drunkenly slurred the words, “I love you, bro,” into his ear after they crashed onto his couch at the end of the night. Damn you, Jack!

Pics: Getty,

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