Afternoon Crumbs
Thirst trap and gay baiter extraordinaire Nick Jonas is at it again. But judging by his stage 8 constipation face, he should be holding some MiraLAX, not his iPhone – Lainey Gossip
Why were goats skinned to make Lady Gaga’s hideous coat, when the designer could’ve just went to a dumpster behind The Jim Henson Company and fished out a few rejected pink Muppet puppets? The end result would’ve looked better too – Celebitchy
It’s obvious that Brandi Glanville is just slapping at Gerald Butler for attention, but still, she shouldn’t take it so personally that he really didn’t remember her. There’s not a memory chip big enough to hold the names of every piece Gerald Butler has fucked – Reality Tea
Never mind the fact that Antonio Sabato Jr. has no real political experience and is dumber than the stretched out elastic waistband on a pair of Calvin Klein underwear, some conservatives don’t want him to run for Congress because he played gay in movies – Towleroad
Christina Milian, her nipples and her hot tattooed piece went to Dubai – Drunken Stepfather
Because of that theater kid leap, I thought this was Anne Hathaway at first – Hollywood Tuna
Joel McHale’s new Netflix show sounds a lot like The Soup, but I’m not hating on that, because I’ve long been crying for the return of the show that introduced me to STAINS! – Just Jared
Liza with a Z would’ve worn it better – Popoholic
And I’m sure Adam Levine’s daughter shit too after finding out that he’s her dad – SOW