Night Crumbs

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

If you’ve ever wanted pictures of yourself where you look like a softcore porn star from the 1970s, take a tip from this Allure cover with Dakota Johnson and get yourself an out-of-focus camera, your grandma’s biggest panties, an old bra from The Salvation Army and the sheer sequined table runner your mom brings out at Christmas time – Celebitchy

Speaking of Dakota Johnson, she and Chris Martin brought their bland oatmeal love to the beach – Lainey Gossip

I guess the producers of Real HouseWrecks of Orange County really don’t want people to watch next season – Reality Tea

George Michael didn’t only have the voice of a sexy angel, he was also an angel to an AIDS charity – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: JLo’s ass made its debut as the new ass of Guess jeans – Drunken Stepfather

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Arnold are all supporting their True Lies co-star Eliza Dushku after she accused the stunt coordinator of pedo shit – Pajiba

Hailey Baldwin is still giving us the charisma of a corpse on magazine covers – Hollywood Tuna

My religion is CupcakKe and this is my new favorite hymn – OMG Blog

Picking a murph: something Lea Michele wanted her social media followers to see her do – Popoholic

Meghan Markle is going from being in basic cable movies to being the subject of one. A true come up! – Jezebel

Oh, I’m sure Selena Gomez is totally going to make up with her mom now that her mom has told everyone about her decision to work with Woody AllenJust Jared

Pic: Petra Collins/Allure

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