Night Crumbs

January 16, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’ve ever wanted pictures of yourself where you look like a softcore porn star from the 1970s, take a tip from this Allure cover with Dakota Johnson and get yourself an out-of-focus camera, your grandma’s biggest panties, an old bra from The Salvation Army and the sheer sequined table runner your mom brings out at Christmas time – Celebitchy

Speaking of Dakota Johnson, she and Chris Martin brought their bland oatmeal love to the beach – Lainey Gossip

I guess the producers of Real HouseWrecks of Orange County really don’t want people to watch next season – Reality Tea

George Michael didn’t only have the voice of a sexy angel, he was also an angel to an AIDS charity – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: JLo’s ass made its debut as the new ass of Guess jeans – Drunken Stepfather

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis and Tom Arnold are all supporting their True Lies co-star Eliza Dushku after she accused the stunt coordinator of pedo shit – Pajiba

Hailey Baldwin is still giving us the charisma of a corpse on magazine covers – Hollywood Tuna

My religion is CupcakKe and this is my new favorite hymn – OMG Blog

Picking a murph: something Lea Michele wanted her social media followers to see her do – Popoholic

Meghan Markle is going from being in basic cable movies to being the subject of one. A true come up! – Jezebel

Oh, I’m sure Selena Gomez is totally going to make up with her mom now that her mom has told everyone about her decision to work with Woody Allen – Just Jared

Pic: Petra Collins/Allure

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