January Jones Might Be Getting With One Of The Bachelors

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

January Jones has reportedly hooked up or dated the likes of Ashton Kutcher, Bobby Flay, Jason Sudeikis and Jeremy Piven, and I guess she still loves herself a yeast infection in the form of a human man. Because Page Six says that January is bumping fuck parts with one of the Bachelors. And not even one of the fancy Bachelors, like that Italian royal whose princess grandmother founded my abuelita’s favorite luxury cosmetics brand Borghese! January is instead slumming it by dating Nick Viall.

January was on The Late, Late Show with James Corden in March, and admitted that she’s a Bachelor superfan and wants to be the next Bachelorette so that she could date Ben Higgins or Nick Viall. Nick obviously saw his opportunity to extend his 15 seconds of fame, because he reached out to January and hit on her by challenging her to go on Lip Sync Battle with him. Whoever is writing romance’s obit can stop now, because romance is obviously alive. The epitome of romance IS Nick Viall flirting with Betty Draper by asking her to lip-synch battle him on a TV show.

January was on The Late, Late Show again in November and told that story. She said that she didn’t know if Nick was trying to ask her out or not, but she turned him down because she didn’t want to embarrass herself. But she said that she’s kind of into Nick, because you don’t know whether to like him or think he’s a scumbag.

Nick and Vanessa Grimaldi, the chick he got engaged to on The Bachelor, broke up in August. Page Six’s source says that after January turned down Nick’s lip-synch battle offer, he asked her out and she said yes.

“They’ve been dating for about two months. She went on ‘The Late Show’ in ­mid-November and said Nick had reached out to her and tried to get her to lip-sync battle with him. She declined, but then he asked her out to a drink and she accepted. They’ve been seeing each other since.”

I don’t really watch The Bachelor anymore, because on Monday nights I choose to fill my head with quality programming like Dr. Pimple Popper and Love & Hip Hop: Miami. But isn’t Nick known for his big mouth (and I don’t mean that in a sexy way). Like he can’t keep a secret. That’s not good for January. I mean, I don’t think she wants anyone to know who the biological father of her son is. So if she’s ever watching TV with Nick and her son and the face of (insert the name of who you think put a baby in January) pops up on the screen, she’d better tackle her son before he points and says, “Daddy!” Or else Nick will probably say he suddenly has diarrhea and excuse himself to go into the bathroom to call Page Six.

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