Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round Two!
Winona Ryder’s Many Faces has taken a spot in the Hot Slut of 2017 grand finals after easily beating The Plushie-Loving Seal, Hi Stranger and Chroma Key Grandma in round one. Winona Ryder’s Many Faces got 51% of your votes, and the others, well they didn’t get enough to take down the unstoppable WRMF! Winona Ryder’s Many Faces (which is the name of my local high school band that never was) will go up against the winners of round two and three for the most prestigious title next to Miss Hell Hole Swamp, which leads me to round two.
For round two, we’ve got a fight to the end between an eye roll (2017 was the year of Hot Slut facial expressions on Dlisted), intricately drawn-on BIC brows, Jane Fonda’s ponytail weave and a rainbow sparkle of a human who fanned a ton of fabulousness into the White House. The Hot Slut of the Months who are battling it out in this round are:
May – Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll, which he busted out after Kellyanne Conway got sarcastic with him.
June – Nikos Giannopoulos, the special education teacher who visited the Orange House after being named one of Rhode Island’s Teachers of the Year, and gave his own statement on the Trump administration’s anti-LGBTQ policies by serving up some fabulous pose skills with help from a lace fan his partner bought in Venice.
July – The Exquisite Crowbar Brows that became the one good thing to come out of Trump’s reign when he held a press conference about Obamacare.
August/September – The Clip-On Ponytail that Jane Fonda used to command the Emmys red carpet with her hotness.
The winner from this round will be named on Thursday, and they’ll go on to battle Winona Ryder’s Many Faces and an unknown Hot Slut foe in the finals next week.
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