According to TMZ, Dennis the Motor Vehicle Menace has struck again. Dennis Rodman was pulled over for a traffic violation in Newport Beach, CA on Saturday at around 11pm. Cops gave him a sobriety test, which he failed by blowing over the legal limit. Who was he drinking with in Newport Beach, Lucille Bluth?
Dennis was taken into custody, where he was held until he sobered up, and was released after seven hours. But he’s not in the clear just yet. UsWeekly points out that Dennis has been on a three-year probation for the hit and run he committed in California in 2016. The New York Daily News spoke to a California DUI attorney who said it was likely he might get jail time.
Dennis Rodman’s rep spoke to TMZ after the news of his arrest broke, and hinted that there has been talk of him going back to rehab. His rep adds: “Alcoholism has been a struggle on and off for Dennis the past 15 years,” and that he’s been fighting some tough personal issues recently.
I wonder if Dennis used his one phone call on his best buddy Kim Jong-un to ask for some money to bail him out of jail? Kim Jong-un probably let the call go straight to voicemail like a parent trying to teach their dumb teenager a lesson. I’m sure Kim Jong-un is secretly sitting on petty payback for that time Dennis pledged his allegiance to Team Trump.