Open Post: Hosted By This Family’s Beautiful Family Photo Shoot Results

January 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Ok, they look like the terrifying “Hi Stranger’s immediate family. This is probably supposed to inspire laughter but my life hasn’t been the same since watching the “Hi Stranger” vid. I don’t want to look at your butt. Ever.

St. Louis’ KSDK reported on the Zaring family’s “professional photoshoot” and how it made them look like the killer from House of Wax did away with their facial features. The Zarings went in front of the camera in May of 2017 and…this… was the result that they posted on Facebook. The photographer admitted to the family that she was never taught to “retouch photos.” She also blamed “the shadows” being “bad that day.” Was there a total eclipse?

Unless this is a hoax. It’s gotta be, right? How could someone with the ability to see┬árelease these pics to a customer? Does the photographer eat laundry pods? Questions, questions, questions. But at least on a mistake scale of “not bad” from “accidentally pressing the incoming missile alert button,” this is closer to the former than the latter.

Pic: Facebook

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