Now For The Messy Fashion Of The Critics’ Choice Awards

January 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Hollywood decided to wear black at the Golden Globes last Sunday night in silent protest of the industry’s sexual assault problem. But four days later, most Hollywood people at the Critics’ Choice Awards went with color.

Kate Bosworth didn’t wear color, but she did wear a mess. Kate is wearing a dress by Brock Collection, but if I hadn’t been told who made her dress, I’d assume she went into a formal event showroom on a particularly dry day, collected too much static electricity while trying on a bridal gown with her socks on, and accidentally left the store with a child’s christening gown that was stuck to her. The best part is that the fun didn’t end when Kate turned around.

I don’t know what look Kate’s hair stylist was going for, but they nailed it if they were trying to channel the mom of a competitive preteen cheerleader the night before regionals after watching 3 hours of YouTube hair tutorials.

The 23th Annual Critics Choice Awards Arrivals

Here’s Mary Elizabeth Winstead (who was present to hear Ewan McGregor’s acceptance speech this time) in a Delpozo gown. I am in love with this look, because it’s gives me flashbacks to the time a friend asked her sister to decorate for her baby shower, and the sister got bored and just threw a giant pile of multi-colored tissue paper flowers from Michael’s on a coffee table, stuck a candle in the middle, and called it a day.

23rd Annual Critics' Choice Awards at Barker Hanger

And Nicole Kidman should have been given more than a Critics’ Choice Award for her Valentino dress last night. She deserves everything for showing up in a look I want to believe was inspired by the hottest Happy Holiday Barbie, Miss 1990.

Embed from Getty Images

Here’s a whole lot more fashion from last night’s Critics’ Choice Awards.


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