Meghan Markle’s Rebel Messy Bun Spit All Over The Royal Beauty Rules

January 9, 2018 / Posted by:

See, this is what happens when an American commoner is allowed into the British royal family. She single-handedly single-bunedly rocks the monarchy as we know it with her sloppy hair!

Meghan Markle and Prince Hot Ginge were back at work today in Brixton, where she continued to do her main job: keep the coat industry alive by wearing a coat everyone will buy. Meghan and PHG also visited Reprezent Radio, a station for youngins’ by youngins’. Surprisingly, the main talk isn’t about Meghan’s coat or even her slight British accent, it’s all about her MESSY BUN!

People, Vogue, InStyle, The Mirror, E! News and more all wrote about Meghan Markle’s game-changing MESSY BUN! They say that Meghan is the opposite of Duchess Kate when it comes to style, because while DK keeps her hair situation set to Rich Ladies Who Lunch (aka perfectly coiffed), MM keeps her hair more casual. They all say that Meghan broke royal beauty rules today by wearing a messy bun and it proves that she’s not going to be a regular royal, she’s going to be a cool royal.


I bet THE QUEEN’s ladies-in-waiting kept her eyes from the news (since Meghan’s MESSY BUN was obviously the top story) and the newspapers (since Meghan’s MESSY BUN was obviously the top story in the late editions), because I don’t think she could take seeing a MESSY BUN be the cause of the fall of the monarchy.

Popsugar calls Meghan Markle’s messy bun “your college exam day” hair, but I see it more as “my man and I have been doing each other all morning and I didn’t have time to get my hair done” hair. I hate her for that, but I do love her scandalous messy bun and it’s an honorary Hot Slut of the Day today.

And since Meghan Markle’s messy bun is such big news, I wish a reporter would ask Prince Hot Ginge for his thoughts on it. Because if he likes messy buns, then someone really needs to pass him my medical file. I am 100% sure that after my last physical, my doctor wrote in my file: Beyond messy buns, can’t be helped.


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