My thoughts and prayers are with whoever does Al Roker’s laundry. Because they’re going to have a bitch of a time trying to scrub out the wet butt cough he sharted into his chonies after being hit with the double platinum glamour of Sharon Stone and Mariah Carey!
Sharon was at the Golden Globes to receive a well-deserved belated award for her stunning work in Sliver and Mimi was there to receive a well-deserved belated award for her stunning work in Glitter. No, Mimi was nominated for Best Song for that song she co-wrote for The Star, and Sharon was there to present. But before the Golden Globes even began, a gay dream I didn’t know I had came true. Sharon and Mimi joined glamorous forces for a little chat with Al Roker and they ended up bonding over, what else, diamonds, sweetie!
Mimi: Yay Sharon Stone! I’m going to steal her diamonds later.
Sharon: We’ll trade. We’ll trade our diamonds!
Speaking of diamonds, I butt birthed out its poor, tacky third cousin (aka a rhinestone) while watching these two opulent blossoms giggle about their diamonds before double kissing all fancy-like. I bet even The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills felt poor, humble and homely while watching this. And get into Mimi staying glamorous and gorgeous as she dies inside from the camera catching her bad side.
Hopefully this little diamond-embedded moment leads to Sharon and Mimi having linner together, which will hopefully lead to them deciding they should work on a project together, which will hopefully lead to them deciding that the project should be a movie reboot of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. I am totally okay with Hollywood destroying Gentlemen Prefer Blondes as long as these two are the ones to do it!
Here’s more from last night of Mimi and her boy toy, and Sharon with her son Roan.