Hot Slut Of The Day!

Zira, the pooch who has become a viral STAH for freaking out at a Target!

Bullseye, the Target dog, better start looking at Craigslist for a new job, because she may be out of one now that a younger and fresher pooch has come along. Zira’s human, Jesse, tweeted pictures from a Target trip in California of the Corgi and mini Australian Shepherd mix losing her shit, and the pics have gotten hundreds of thousands of likes. Yes, Zira could simply be just yawning in that pic, but who cares, let us pretend that she’s exploding with happiness on the inside like I do whenever I see that I’ll get a $5 Target gift card if I buy 3 of my dish soaps.

I’ve seen several headlines saying that Zira “is all of us at Target,” but my $5 Target gift card line aside, that ain’t me at Target. The Zira picture that is really me at Target is this one:

That’s me at the cash register when I see my total, even with the 5% off Red Card discount.

Many of the responses to Zira’s pictures on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook (and yes, Zira has her own page on all three, thankyouverymuch) are about how a non-service dog should not be in a Target and this isn’t cute, it’s shameful! So if 2018 is going to be like 2017, then the next picture of Zira you’ll see will probably be her mug shot after she gets arrested for being in a Target illegally. (I totally want to see a Target employee say, “Papers please,” to a non-service dog.)

And I wonder how dogs react when they’re in Target’s main rival Walmart? Actually, I don’t want to know, because I don’t need to see pictures of a methed out dog in dirty CROCS  jacking off to a woman buying tampons.

Pics: @ZiratheCorgi, Facebook