Amber Heard And Elon Musk Took Their “Non-Relationship” To Chile

January 2, 2018 / Posted by:

I’m writing from the South this week where it’s a balmy 26 degrees compared to 6 degrees back home, so I’m kind of hissing the Amber Heard and Elon Musk decided to top me and ship their “we’re not dating” selves further south to Chile to both flaunt what life is like without parkas and show they can simultaneously not date and earn frequent flyer miles.

The Blast reports Amber and Elon have been acting like regular old tourists while trekking around Chile, which I guess means he had no qualms renting a regular economy gas guzzler from Avis at the airport in lieu of looking for a Tesla? They were seen eating on Easter Island, which I am elated to see since was NOT the most important meal of the day since I feel like half of their post-breakup canoodles have taken place at breakfast spots around the world. Elon’s brother was also there for the non-dating couple’s meal. Mmmhmm. Sure, Jan.

And here’s another one:

It was just a week ago that they were seen at a breakfast spot in Los Angeles and a snitch swore up and down on the holy sanctity of breakfast tacos that the duo were not back together. Elon did leave room open to the possibility of reconciliation when they broke up, but it seemed to be very much on his terms since HE was the one to drive a Tesla concept car over Amber’s heart. Maybe he was just waiting to close down the 2017 financial books before taking on such a costly undertaking serious relationship!


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