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The gay fireworks extravaganza that Sydney busted out on New Year’s Eve!
If you’re in a place that hasn’t said,”See ya, bitch!“, to the vomit-encrusted bloody turd nugget that was 2017, and you’re really not looking forward to “celebrating” New Year’s tonight, then just tell everyone you “celebrated” on Australia time and go back to bed. Because in some parts of the world, including the homeland of Roger the Buff Kangaroo, it’s already 2018. Since you Aussies live in the future and have already seen 2018, can you tell me if anything shitty has happened so far. Because if it has, that’s a preview of the diarrhea puddle that’s about to come and I’ll just go ahead and hibernate until 2019.
New Year’s Eve is a much, much bigger living nightmare to the dog community than the Fourth of July. The Fourth of July (or as American dogs know it as, “The Night My Ass Falls Out Of My Body In Fear Of The World Ending”) is only national while NYE is international. So the dingoes Down Under aren’t snatching babies today, because they’re too busy clutching each other while praying to Jesus as the world ends in a BOOM.
Sydney’s New Year’s Eve fireworks extravaganza used 100,000 pyrotechnic effects to fill the sky with more sparkles than Liberace’s b-hole (and scare the Vegemite-infused shit out of dogs while doing so). The Guardian says that Sydney’s fireworks show, which went down around the harbour, lasted 12 minutes and cost $7 million. Hugh Jackman even designed a small piece of the show, and surprisingly, the small piece he designed wasn’t a bunch of fireworks spelling out the words: PLEASE GO SEE THE GREATEST SHOWMAN!
But the jewel of Sydney’s NYE fireworks show was a rainbow fall of sparkles that cascaded from Sydney Harbour Bridge. The rainbow fireworks honored Australia finally making same-sex marriage legal. I’d like to think that Sydney’s fireworks rainbow is what it would look like if a bunch of unicorns diarrhea’d after eating really, really spicy food.
Australia rings in the New Year with a spectacular display of rainbow-coloured fireworks cascading from Sydney Harbour Bridge, as revellers mark the nation's legalisation of gay marriage amid tight security. pic.twitter.com/Dw9IY5A7WF
— AFP news agency (@AFP) December 31, 2017
Happy New Queer, hos! May 2018 be as sparkly and extra extra gay as Sydney’s rainbow of fireworks.
Pic: @NewNowNext