Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Have ZERO Plans For A Wedding

December 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Even though Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been engaged for a while, there has yet to be the Royal Hillbilly/Aussie wedding of our dreams. While there has been some speculation of when Miley would make an honest man out of the spare Hemsworth, plans to walk down the aisle for those two are about as likely as Billy Ray Cyrus banishing jean jackets from his closet.

UsWeekly says Miley and Liam are flower children who don’t need a marriage license from Kim Davis or whoever it is who issues those in the Cyrus compound to feel like they are hubby and wife, per a source:

“They consider themselves married… still have zero plans of having an actual wedding.”

Somewhere Jerry Hall is picking up a phone from her Rupert Murdoch mansion to give ol’ Miley a ring to teach her the tale of fantasy marriages and Mick Jagger. The same source says Miley has a few friends who have started to pop out babies notes she “isn’t ready to start a family of her own quite yet.

Billy Ray apparently stirred up wedding rumors earlier this year when he posted photos on Twitter of his little girl in a white dress and saying how happy he was she way happy.

He then retweeted a slew of fan messages asking about her getting married, but it just ended up being a load of hogwash and typical Billy Ray fame-whoring. Miley’s mom, Tish Cyrus, added a particular slap at the photo, “If Miley was getting married, it would not be in that dress!” No shit, Tish! If Miley is getting married, it better be in Godmother Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colors at Dollywood before a possum buffet in nearby Pigeon Forge in the Smokies or this is not the Miley/Liam wedding I had planned for them in my head since I first cast eyes on them in that Nicholas Sparks movie many moons ago!


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