Meghan Markle’s Sister Is Now Trying To Start Shit With Prince Hot Ginge 

December 28, 2017 / Posted by:

You would think that the people who are happiest about Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle getting married would be Prince Hot Ginge, Meghan Markle and the makers of coats, but nobody is happier than her half-sister Samantha Grant!  Because Samantha can cash in now that her half-sister is marrying into the British royal family. See, monarchy haters, the British royals create jobs. They even created a full-time opportunist attention whore job for an American!

Ever since we all found out that Meghan and PHG are together, Samantha Grant has been hitting the stroll and talking to anyone who waves a check at her. Meghan and Samantha have the same father, but they didn’t grow up together since they’re 17 years apart. Meghan and Samantha haven’t seen each other in almost 10 years and they never talk. But because every family needs a messy trick who will sell out a family member for money, Samantha has been running her mouth about Meghan and it’s gotten her a spot on TLC’s special about the royal engagement. She’s also shopping around a tell-all book called The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister. And now Samantha is coming for PHG. Sure, I always come for PHG, but not like this. Sorry for that brain-boiling image.

While guest-hosting on BBC Radio 4, PHG talked about Meghan spending Christmas with his family. PHG said his family is huge and is the family that Meghan has never had. I did squint at PHG’s comments, because it’s not like Meghan was some abandoned baby who grew up in an orphanage where her only friends were a moth ball and a dead fly found on her windowsill. Meghan was raised by her mom Doria and her dad Thomas. They divorced when she was 6.

Samantha didn’t like PHG’s words about his family and Meghan and she let everyone know that their family is big too. This is like a dick measuring contest, but instead of measuring dicks, they’re measuring families.

The beautiful shamelessness of that last tweet. I love it. And I’ll be able to compliment Samantha in person on her money-grubbing hustling skills when she, Princess Michael of Kunt and I are all kicked out of PHG and Meghan’s wedding after trying to sneak in under a caterer cart. See you then, Sammy!

Pic: Good Morning Britain/YouTube

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