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Krazy Kar (also known as the Whiz Wheel)!

That giant two-wheeled plastic wonder has gone by the name Krazy Kar and Whiz Wheel throughout the decades. I know it as the Whiz Wheel (which sounds like an R. Kelly game show from Hell), and I also know it as a symbol of jealousy. Because when I was a kid, two asshole brats who lived a few doors down got one each for Christmas, and they’d ride by me with smug looks on their shit faces as I sat in my boring, basic off-brand Big Wheel.

The Whiz Wheel was around as far back as the 70s and it was an engineering marvel made up of a plastic round thing, a seat, two big wheels and a little wheel. Each wheel had a handle that you’d use to move the wheels and steer that bitch around while wowing the kids with your amazing skills. You had to keep your hands on the wheel handles to steer it and drive it. So if you wanted to speed fast down a driveway or hill, you had to keep your hands off the handles (unless you wanted to lose your arms in a tragic Whiz Wheel accident) and pray that a car didn’t come driving by as you sped into the street.

I never got to work a Whiz Wheel, sadly, but they still sell them online. So I could buy one and fulfill that dream. But then again, I don’t want to end up in the ER with a broken ass and have to tell the doctor, “I broke my ass on a Whiz Wheel, but I wish I would’ve told you I broke it in a more adult and respectable way like shoving a magnum wine bottle up in there.”

Pic: Odyssey