Don’t Expect Destiny’s Child To Show Up In Beyoncé’s Coachella Set

Last Summer’s Conclave Of Insufferability (aka Coachella) was momentarily derailed when Beyoncé had to pull out because she was 900 months pregnant with twins. The Beyhive hipsters had to take Lady Gaga as a consolation prize with the promise that Yoncé would be back to perform at the 2018 festival. Well, it looks like she won’t be preggo this time around, so the show will go on! But don’t expect any Destiny’s Child reunion stunts to go down (that’s for Super Bowls only).

TMZ says Beyoncé has a few surprises in store for the desert performance. But Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams won’t be on the guest list…or any of Destiny’s former children, for that matter:

“Sources directly connected to Beyoncé tell us she is NOT planning to bring Michelle Williams, Kelly Rowland, LaTavia Roberson and LeToya Luckett up on stage with her next year in the desert. The Beyhive’s been getting fans worked up, claiming there are clues all over social media.”

HAHAHA! Sorry, Farrah Franklin! TMZ clearly forgot your blink-and-you’ll-miss-it “Say My Name” era. And it’s cute to think Beyoncé would think about calling up LaTavia and LeToya from whatever Carnival Cruise Line stage they’re currently working to perform “Bills, Bills, Bills” for a bunch of Californians on Molly.

TMZ’s source says fans are just “seeing what they want to see,” in Beyoncé’s social media clues. Kind of like those people who claim to see the face of Jesus on the back of a biscuit at IHOP, I suppose. Well, poo on that source! People are still going to see what they want to see, and I’m sure what some people want to see might go a little something like this:

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