Night Crumbs
Tyra Banks and Paper Magazine joined forces to “break the internet” (will someone break the phrase “break the internet” already?) by doing a photo shoot that I like to describe as “Thundercat ho, but make it fashion.” This shoot didn’t even put a delicate kitty scratch in the internet, but I’m sure it did cause many laptop screens to break. Because people probably pushed their laptops off the table after seeing TyTy in terrifying Jocelyn Wildenstein drag – OMG Blog
Beware, you may soon see the face of Selena Gomez as Sabrina the Teenage Witch on lunchboxes sold exclusively at Hot Topic – Lainey Gossip
Saoirse Ronan is probably going to win an award or more for Lady Bird, and many will probably fuck up her name while announcing her as the winner – Celebitchy
Oh, Tinsley Mortimer just misses those Coupon Cabin inside deals – Reality Tea
If I ever want to channel my feelings about Prince Hot Ginge’s engagement into songwriting, I will call my band Meghan Markle’s Gay Soulmate – Towleroad
Rita Ora wants you to see her nalgitas – Popoholic
So does Emily RideAJetSki – Hollywood Tuna
American Horror Story: White House Christmas – Pajiba
Jennifer Hudson dropped her restraining order against Punk from I Love New York and also agreed to give him primary custody of their son – Just Jared
Margot Robbie threw a sequined garbage bag on her body and called it good – IDLYITW
About ten seconds ago, the name Denise Capezza meant nothing to me, but thanks to her demure and graceful camel toe slip, the name now means everything to me! – Drunken Stepfather
Bad news for social workers, your work load is about to get bigger, because Ray J and Princess Love are going to become parents – SOW