Night Crumbs

November 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Vanity Fair gave the superhero nerds some fap material by releasing several covers and photo shoots starring the tricks of Marvel. I’m no nerd, but seeing Jeremy Renner’s hair has made me want to see the next Avengers movie. Because I really want to see the scene where a DTF Hawkeye barfs up a bunch of Hpnotiq on the guidette he was trying to smash while partying with his boys The Situation and Pauly D at Karma   – Lainey Gossip

Ben Affleck is really nailing that “dad who slept in his car all night after his wife kicked him out of the house” aesthetic – Celebitchy

Meghan King Edmonds is knocked up again, so on a future episode of The Real PlasticMesses of Orange County, expect for Kelly Dodd to shout at her, “Bitch, go home and take care of your BABIES!”Reality Tea

They say that God forgives everyone, but God should not forgive the makers of this trash Mary Magdalene movie – Pajiba

Emily RideAJetSki has truly conquered the “following Instagram guidelines by covering my cooze with my leg” pose – Hollywood Tuna

To say that Bella Thorne’s janky tattoo looks like it was done in prison with a faded BIC pen and a lighter is offensive to prison tattoo artists – Drunken Stepfather

The agent who allegedly groped Terry Crews at a party got to keep his job, and he’ll probably get a new client (Kevin Spacey) too – Towleroad

Wait, what did Emilia Clarke say? It was hard for me to focus on her words while I was busy thinking about all the sex and nakedness on Game of ThronesOMG Blog

Jessica Alba is still pregnant – Popoholic

Something tells me that Armie Hammer isn’t going to fill out one of those “plan your perfect Pinterest wedding and we’ll tell you which This Is Us character you are” quizzes on Buzzfeed anytime soon – Just Jared

CBS found a way to wash their hands of The Piv PervSOW

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Pic: Vanity Fair via @Marvel

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