Afternoon Crumbs

Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod spent their first Thanksgiving together. Awww, how nice. I wonder if she let him help prepare the meal. Like using the flavor injector to pump the turkey full of butter. You know, since he’s kind of a pro at making muscles juicier by injecting substances into them – Lainey Gossip

Benedict Cumberbatch on the cover of Interview is very ‘alien teen auditioning for their high school production of Grease‘ – Celebitchy

Shannon Beador’s dog is probably thinking “I’ll pose for as many corny Thanksgiving pictures as you want, but someone better throw me a half-eaten crescent roll during dinner” – Reality Tea

I know the focal point of this picture is supposed to be vintage Cindy Crawford fashion show boob, but why the hell does it look like she’s walking the runway in a recently leased office building? – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The dick pic and a sex text of a Republican Congressman have leaked onto the internet. By the low-res look of the pic and ancient look of the text screen, it appears someone has been holding onto both since about 2006 – Towleroad

I give Kate Upton’s Sarah Sanderson cosplay a D – Popoholic

For those who can still handle the sight of turkey after yesterday’s roasted bird gorgefest, here’s a shirtless Nyle DiMarco showing off what he brought to dinner – OMG Blog

If you’re a Reno showgirl who appears in a Beetlejuice-themed show and can’t find your costume for the opening act, ask Dove Cameron – Hollywood Tuna

Emma Watson and her boyfriend, a dude whose name sounds like Mac Tonight but isn’t, are over after two years- Just Jared

I guess a Jimmy wasn’t available, because Seth Meyers is hosting the Golden Globes – Popsugar

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