The Biebs and Selener Were Caught K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First Again comes love, then comes a PR-staged marriage, then comes Selena pushing Bieber in a baby carriage. Okay, that’s not how it goes but it seems like Selena Gomez is taking a post-The Weeknd rebound ride aboard some Canadian bacon.
TMZ reports Selena gave Justin Bieber a smooch during a time-out at his weekly hockey game in Los Angeles Wednesday night.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Back to Kissing in Public https://t.co/8qY5f5r3Z5
— TMZ (@TMZ) November 16, 2017
While early reports said they were just hanging out as church friends, the smooch makes it seem like those hangouts are more a case of Selena looking at Justin and asking, “Is that a Bible in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” Some reports said they were back together, which makes sense since how many times can you be spotted at brunch with someone before you’d rather just go home and fuck instead of eating one more overpriced frittata? They must really be into Mighty Ducks roleplay, as Selena was at one of his games a few weeks ago – but without the penalty box smackeroo on the lips!
The Biebs/Selener conscious re-coupling has been catching everyone’s eye since, well, she was still with The Weeknd when they started to get spotted at brunch and church. It was said they were just hanging out since he was “concerned” after learning about her kidney transplant earlier this year and wanted to make sure all way okay. Now that Selena is A-OK, it sounds like he’s concerned about her nethers and make sure they’re A-OK, too. Kidding, we don’t really know that, but an ice hockey smooch?! What could be more of a Canadian way to say, “We’re fucking again!” Oh, that’s right. Full-fledged boning on a table at Tim Hortons while using maple syrup lube as a Celine Dion “My Heart Will Go On”/Shania Twain “From This Moment On” mash-up plays on the Sonos. Now THAT would be a Canadian relationship comeback!
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