Open Post: Hosted By A 6-Pound Unicorn Castle Bath Bomb

When I heard about a 6-pound bath bomb, I immediately wondered what in every item on Taco Bell’s menu HELL did that child eat, and I also said a prayer for the parents who had to clean that tub up. But even though this 6-pound bath bomb will leave your bathtub looking a mess, it didn’t come out of anyone’s ass. (Actually, it may have come out of Lisa Frank’s ass.)

The game of bath bomb making has become a competitive one, and I’m sure one company will soon make a bath bomb that’s so big it needs to be brought into your bathroom with a forklift. But until then, a site called Dollar Bath Bombs (which is probably the homepage of every Pumpkin Spice Latte-drinking UGG wearer) owns the game with their ridiculously huge unicorn castle bath bomb. That looks like what would happen if She-Ra bought Castle Grayskull and gave it a much-needed “drab to fab” renovation.

As Allure points out, you can’t buy this cotton candy-scented monster from Dollar Bath Bomb. They did a promo contest where every day for a week they gave away a set of two to people who really want their tub to look like Mariah Carey sharted in it, and also have room in their bathroom cabinets for giant shit like this:

? GIVEAWAY! We're giving away TWO (one for you, one for your friend) limited edition Bath Bomb Castles EVERY DAY for 7 days! Enter now using the link in bio! This majestic monster weighs over 5 pounds and is cotton candy scented. Tell your friends to enter this giveaway too because each winner will be sent TWO castles (one for you and one for your friend) #sharingiscaring This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with Instagram. You understand that you are providing your information to the owner of this Instagram account and not to Instagram. By entering this giveaway, you agree to a complete release of Instagram from any or all liability in connection with this giveaway. #dollarbathbombs #bathbomb #bathbombs #bathart #bath #bathfun #bathtime #bathfizzy #bathtub #bathing #giveaway #giveaways #selfcare #metime #cottoncandy

A post shared by Dollar Bath Bombs (@dollarbathbombs) on Oct 28, 2017 at 2:21pm PDT

I’m too impatient to take baths, but I really want to dive into those mega gay waters. All that’s missing is a Celine Dion soundtrack, a plastic flute of sparkling pink wine and a Mermaid Ken doll, and it’d be the ultimate gay bathtime experience.

Pic: Dollar Bath Bombs