Open Post: Hosted By Erykah Badu Looking Like A Craft Project Gone Right!

Only Erykah Badu could take the corpses of three dead poodles, the Jolly Green Giant’s cotton ball, a pimp’s winter coat, one of Prince’s old blouses, a lighting fixture from West Elm and one of her signature dildo hats (in a virginal shade of white), and turn it into a magnificent look that’d make Pope Francis say, “That bitch! I was going to wear that same look to Christmas Eve service this year!”

Erykah Badu once again hosted BET’s Soul Train Awards in Las Vegas last night, and she commanded that carpet while wearing some Liberace on bath salts glamour. Erykah accessorized her cloud goddess from another planet look with the most elegant drool stream I’ve ever seen, and with painted fingers that make her look like she mutilated a snow man to make this outfit and also fingered C-3PO’s sloppy butt. And that stunning hat cage just isn’t for looks. It’s to protect her white uncut short dick hat. Erykah knows that there’s a lot of hard-up desperate hos in Las Vegas who would try to snatch it from her, because who wouldn’t want a white uncut short dick hat?

Here’s more of Erykah Badu in all her Baduizm, including pics of her wearing Carmen Sandiego’s red hat, if Carmen Sandiego went across the border and did a ton of non-FDA approved HGH (hat growth hormones).

Pics: Wenn.com