Night Crumbs

November 3, 2017 / Posted by:

Leonardo DiCatchAHo was at a Halloween party in NYC, and the story goes that he sent Pussy Posse ambassadors to pick up business cards from models he was interested in boning. This story has to be fake. Why would Leo want business cards? That shit has no info on it. We all know Leo probably really asks for a certified birth certificate and medical records to prove that she’s under 25 and has a BMI lower than 18 – Lainey Gossip

It seems that the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office has hit a road block in the rape investigation against Danny Masterson. Why do I have a feeling that the “road block” is really a giant wall of money that Scientology used to pay off higher-ups in the LAPD? – Celebitchy

Kim Zolciak and Kenya Moore are really working for that bonus check from Bravo by fighting even before the new season of Real Housewives of Atlanta airs – Reality Tea

Big Gay Al is really Big Bi AlTowleroad

Whoever took this vintage topless picture of Christina Aguilera obviously hated her, because they didn’t hand her a Sharpie and tell her to thicken up those sad, weak BIC pen brows – Drunken Stepfather 

Okay, but why does every rich celebrity in L.A. seem to have the same marble countertops and grey kitchen cabinets? – Hollywood Tuna

Nicole Scherzinger either got too many fillers and it froze her face like that, or she heard someone fart nearby and she’s trying really hard not to smell it – Popoholic

Detective La Toya ain’t the only one in the Jackson family who gets to the bottom of EVERYTHING. Her protégée Paris Jackson thinks that Wendy Williams fainted because the ghost of Michael Jackson “clocked” her. Michael Jackson’s ghost is probably too delicate to “clock” Wendy. Shoot her up with Jesus Juice? Yes. But clock her? No  – Jezebel

Lauren Fishburne got around to filing for divorce from Gina Torres after being broken up for a year – Just Jared

This is what Billy from Stranger Things looks like sans top and mullet wig – Popsugar


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