It Looks Like Kim Kardashian May Have Never Actually Used Fit Tea

October 31, 2017 / Posted by:

It would be rude for us to sit here and question the “talent” any of the Kardashians have. They make fancy kitchen salad eating and Instagramming about Fit Tea look like a downright art form! Except a deleted Keeping Up With The Kardashians scene shows leading Fit Tea hawker Kim Kardashian may have never even tasted the stuff. Quelle whorreur!

ONTD points out the deleted scene showing what we have known all along: those sponsored Fit Tea posts are about as natural as Kylie Jenner’s lips. But since Kim reportedly makes $500K per post, she’s more than willing to play make believe and act like she sips that shake ‘til the Benjis come home to her bank account.

Kim knows that Fit Tea recipe about as well as I know the salad section of the McDonald’s menu, which means her #FitTea #afterworkout #posts #are #probably #Fake #News. Even the photos aren’t really taken from an iPhone. She has a minion do it! WHAT GIVES?! This is just like finding out there isn’t a rabbit who breaks into our houses the night before Easter. What are we going to find out next…that Kris Jenner has had work done?!

I’m kind of surprised Kim let this out there, but maybe she was hoping we would all just be blinded by Jonathan Cheban’s beautifully billowing Farrah Fawcett hair, which I most certainly was for the first 30 seconds of the clip. Luckily, I came to just as Kim introduced her idea of what a “swig” means – a fucking downpour of milk. If that’s her standard of measurement, I’m pretty sure that means Kim is everyone’s aunt who goes around Christmas getting her eggnog topped off and leaves the party tripping over herself in a daze wondering how she got drunk and made out with the plastic reindeer in the front yard when “I only had one drink!

Pic: Instagram

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