The Weeknd And Selena Gomez Are Over

October 30, 2017 / Posted by:

In news that I’m sure has nothing to do with those incriminating pictures of Justin Bieber having breakfast with Selena Gomez, People is reporting that Selena and The Weeknd are over after 10 months of dating.

Multiple sources confirmed the news to People, although it’s not known for certain if “multiple sources” means Justin Bieber using a variety of voices while shouting “HA HA, WHO SUCKS IN BED NOW, EH?” One source tells People that it was a break-up that was a long time coming.

“She and Abel have been going back and forth for a few months about their relationship,” says an insider. “It’s been hard with him being on tour and her shooting in New York. That wasn’t easy on them.”

The source adds that Selena always “made an effort” to go to The Weeknd’s shows (at least the ones he made an effort to show up to). But eventually the distance got to be too much, and they finally accepted that their relationship was over. The source says even though they decided to call it quits, they’re still in touch. As for Justin Bieber’s involvement in all of this, said source swears he and Selena aren’t back together again. Yes, we heard you, it’s a just friends situation.

On the upside, The Weeknd now has plenty of free time to dedicate to his 416 feud with Drake over Bella Hadid.

This whole situation stinks, and I’m talking about the maple-scented fuckboi pheromones from Justin Bieber. They both attend that same celebrity church, and I’ve got a feeling New Christian Justin is working on a secret sleazy plan to get back with her again. It’s only a matter of time before he invites Selena over for the kind of “bible study” that involves an offer to put his loaf in her fish basket.


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