For the past few years, actor and over-the-top displayer of affection, Colton Haynes has been actively trying to snatch the Queen of Halloween crown off of Heidi Klum’s head. Colton has celebrated Halloween by dressing up like Fiona from Shrek, a malnourished Ursula the Sea Witch and a slutty Miss Piggy (which looked more like Courtney Stodden in the pig people episode of the Twilight Zone). This year, Colton started the Slutoween party early by hosting an event for Freixenet Cava in L.A. last night. And he hosted it while done up as the ho shit version of everyone’s favorite jaundice-stricken, thyroid eye disease-having MILF, Marge Simpson!
Just like he’s done with his past Slutoween looks, Colton joined forces with the makeup artist with the amazing name, Erik Porn, to drag him up like Marge Simpson if Marge Simpson was hit by a major mid-life crisis and moved to Hollywood to use Blac Chyna’s back alley plastic surgeon to fulfill her new dream of becoming an Instagram THOT. Blac Chyna’s back alley plastic surgeon obviously did a better job on Marge, because that ass is magnificent, and it’s kind of poetic how her plastic titty bags look like two Homer Simpsons bobbing for donuts in her dress.
And if “sleeping” isn’t a thing you wanted to do tonight, watch this nightmare:
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And if “fapping” is a thing you want to spend the rest of your day doing, watch this of a half-Colton half-Marge being twerk in the pool: