Night Crumbs

The Daily Mail says that David Beckham has been hanging out with a British party girl and the two have a “growing friendship” that is making Posh Beckham frown. First of all, Posh is always frowning. A “frowning Posh face” is called “her normal face.” Second of all, I’m frowning too, because nobody wants the second coming of Rebecca Loos – Lainey Gossip

Fran Drescher says that a revival of The Nanny may happen. Since every show from the 90s is getting revived, I’ll be sitting here patiently waiting for Hollywood to do the right thing and revive Models Inc. – Celebitchy

Good news for the nanny industry in Beverly Hills, Dorit Kemsley wants another kid for you all to raise – Reality Tea 

Honestly, that gay Redwood tree deserves money for that glorious widow’s peak alone – Towleroad

And here’s Sebastian from The Little Mermaid playing the role of one of Pamela Anderson’s crotch crabs in a David LaChapelle picture – Drunken Stepfather

I don’t know if a stylist hates Elle Fanning and decided to show it, or if she’s wearing a ten cent Brigitte Bardot wig from the swap meet – Popoholic

Amazon wants you to pay $250 to get robbed and murdered in your own house – Pajiba

Don’t mind Ariel Winter, she’s just at some Halloween shit, giving off 90s lot lizard glamour – Hollywood Tuna

If you’re a straight dude who really wants to date a millionaire movie star actress, get a job at Saturday Night Live – Popsugar

Marilyn Manson fired Twiggy Ramirez after the public found out about rape allegations that he probably knew about for years – HuffPo

An actress said “fuck it” to her NDA to tell a story about Val Kilmer punching her during an audition for The Doors as Oliver Stone laughed – Jezebel

Yesterday, we lost 89-year-old Robert Guillaume, and today we lose Fats Domino at the age of 89. Everyone quickly form a prayer circle around all of the 89-year-old black male living legends – Just Jared

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