Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga’s Terrifying Wax Figure

October 21, 2017 / Posted by:

As a child, this is what you dreamed was under your bed, plotting to kill you.

Gay Times was evil enough to introduce to us to a new waxwork figure of Lady Gaga that debuted at a wax museum in Lima, Peru. Lima, Peru obviously hates Lady Gaga because that is heinous! Apparently, they perceive Stefani as a down-on-her-luck, insomniac Dark Crystal drag queen who bears a striking resemblance to the witch from Hansel & Gretel.

I might have dreamed this, but I swear the Charlie Manson figure at Madame Tussaud’s in London blinks at you. That used to be my most terrifying experience involving waxworks. That’s fallen way down to second place because the Peruvian Wax Lady Gaga has arrived to scare us all to death.

Pic: @ladygaga_JWT

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