Night Crumbs

October 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Blake Lively’s try-hard fashion show that’s masquerading as a press tour for her new movie continues, and yesterday she wore a stockbroker’s suit from the 1980s. While I appreciate Blake’s Diane Keaton Barbie look, I’d rather see that shit on Diane Keaton herself – Lainey Gossip 

Kate Hudson should’ve ended her teenage house party as soon as a lingerie-wearing Goldie Hawn made an appearance, because that’s the moment it peaked – Celebitchy

Okay, but slobbering and tingling genitals everywhere will tell you that Oscar Isaac is the hottest Hamlet ever. Officially. – Pajiba

Madison Beer (again, not a Wisconsin beverage company) really is a baby Megan Fox  (Megan Foxcub?) – Hollywood Tuna

QUICK! Somebody citizen’s arrest RiRi’s ass for jacking that dress from She-Ra, stealing that jacket from Jem! and skinning Poochie to make those shoes – Drunken Stepfather

This picture of Joe Gorga works for me, because like a pickle, putting his dick in your mouth will leave you with a sour taste – Reality Tea

Sophia Bush wore vintage the other night and by “vintage” I mean a Contempo Casuals velvet tube top from the 90s – Popoholic

This is one way to get every golden shower queen to see your movie – OMG Blog

The new pride of Florida Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera was definitely smoking some potent kind of shit when she was “abducted by aliens,” and she better push for the legalization of that potent kind of shit during her campaign – Towleroad

Solo Cup should sue Disney, honestly – SOW

Look, it’s John Mayer looking like a shrub from the douche garden – Just Jared

And here’s some tragic and shitty news for Project Runway fans and beyond, Mychael Knight from season 3 has died at the age of 39 – Jezebel

Pic: Backgrid

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