Afternoon Crumbs

October 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Marilyn Manson told a story about how a fan nearly ended up with his dick down her throat, and not in a sexy way. Marilyn says a fan bit him on the dick at a show in Europe. Thankfully for him, she didn’t bite it off. That would’ve been real tragic. Then he wouldn’t be able to suck his own dick anymore. He would’ve gotten his ribs removed for nothing! And yes, this bit was co-written by the teenage me who still believes that urban legend – SOW

The good thing about wearing a jumpsuit covered with a bunch of napkin-looking bows is that if one of your dinner guests drops their napkin on the floor, you can just rip off one of your bows and hand it to them while saying, “I got you, bitch.” – Lainey Gossip 

Jason Momoa is sorry for the Game of Thrones rape joke he made in 2011 – Celebitchy

Earth to Tamra Judge, of course Vicki Gunvalson is incapable of being a good person. Why do you think Bravo has kept her, and you, around for so long? – Reality Tea

RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars 3 starts next week, and please tell me Ornacia is in the cast – Towleroad

Chrissy Teigen looks like she just double fisted Barkley the Muppet Dog – Just Jared

Bella Thorne shows you one way to rip your nipple off your tit – Hollywood Tuna

Two things Anthony Bourdain ain’t impressed with: 1. Anything that comes out of Guy Fieri. And 2. What came out of Hillary Clinton’s mouth while talking about Harvey Weinstein – Pajiba

Margot Robbie is serving “hungover the morning after a country western rave in the 90s” glamour – Popoholic

Okay, but why is Katy Perry dressed like an intergalactic Victor/Victoria? – Popsugar


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