When Kathy Griffin posted a photo of her holding what looked like a severed Donald Trump head, Squatty Potty shit on her contract fast and pulled the plug on their endorsement deal with her. So did other companies including CNN. They dropped her from co-hosting their annual New Year’s Eve show with her former gay BFF Anderson Cooper. Well, CNN has found her replacement in the form of Anderson’s shit-stirring sidekick Andy Cohen.
Andy tweeted this today:
The news is out! I'm co-hosting New Year's Eve on CNN with @andersoncooper and I could not be more excited!
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) October 11, 2017
Anderson previously shat on Kathy’s Trump photo by saying, “For the record, I am appalled by the photo shoot Kathy Griffin took part in. It is clearly disgusting and completely inappropriate.” He later told Andy on Watch What Happens Live that they were still friends, but Kathy shat on that by saying the friendship was over because he took too long to actually reach out to her.
Let’s hope that Ryan Seacrest, who hosts Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, pulls a real real catty bitch move and works in a Kathy Griffin cameo on his show. Let’s also hope that Andy brings one of Kim Zolciak’s wigs to once again drop in Times Square.
And somewhere, a drunk Don Lemon is probably crying into his Bud Light over not being chosen to be Anderson’s sidekick for CNN’s New Year’s Eve Gay Extravaganza!