Marilyn Manson Has Smoked Human Bones
Before 90s remnant Marilyn Manson got flattened by a giant stage prop during his NYC show Friday night (his injuries are still unknown, by the way), he talked to Rolling Stone (via Page Six) and the subject of drugs popped up (there’s a surprise) and he revealed that he’s smoked human bones before. Does that even get you high? Apparently, it does and you’re visited by your demons. In Marilyn’s case, I’m guessing his would be re-runs of the days Dita Von Teese and Evan Rachel Wood packed their shit and bounced, and those big guns that fell on him last week.
“I’ve smoked human bones and taken acid,” he said. “I don’t want to do either again, because all your demons appear when you smoke bones or take acid. The older you get, the more demons chase you around and you have nightmares.”
Bones must taste like death. Marilyn, who hasn’t revealed the extent of his injuries from his run-in with fake guns last week, also spun a heart-warming tale about how he hid from the authorities in Trump Tower. Ugh, I’d rather hide in a Port-A-Potty.
“I do admire the fact that [President Donald Trump] created the Trump Tower, because when I did an interview and it went wrong and I got arrested for putting a gun in the mouth of the editor of Spin, I hid from the law there,” Manson said. “That’s the one good thing he built.”
By the way, he was sued for $24 million in 1999 by Spin magazine editor Craig Marks, who claimed that Marilyn had his bodyguards beat him up. He would have done it himself but he didn’t want to mess up his manicure or the grill he was wearing made out of Aleister Crowley’s skull or whatever.
Where do you even buy human bones? On Etsy or something? Or do you go to a medical school? Marilyn would probably have you think that he or one of his creature double-feature crew was digging up graves for their master. Please, the only thing this guy digs into is his absinthe cabinet and lately it’s cuz’ he swears he left a box of Twinkies in there.