Night Crumbs

October 4, 2017 / Posted by:

The new and so-not-improved American Idol judging panel made its debut in NYC, and was called the “dream team” on Good Morning America. If by “dream,” GMA means “the producers dreamed of getting a thousand other music tricks but this is what they ended up with,” then that makes sense. And no hate toward Lionel Richie. Most of us 80s children owe our lives to him. We would’ve never been made if it wasn’t for the music of The Commodores  – Lainey Gossip

One of the only ways to deal with a bunch of hyper kids at Disney World is to get wasted while doing body shots off of Goofy, so I can’t totally hate on Alex MorganCelebitchy

Lauren Hutton is serving “recently widowed Upper East Side socialite getting ready to prowl for a boy toy” on Vogue ItaliaDrunken Stepfather

I am only for Dorinda Medley putting out a tell-all if she does the audiobook while thirty five shades of wasted – Reality Tea

Dear Evan Hansen is the chicken to Will Truman’s daddy on Will & GraceTowleroad

“You’re at a fashion show, sweetie, so give the photographers a perfect fashion facial expression that’s a mixture of sad, hungry and cold, and make sure you like you’ve just spent 45 minutes on the toilet and was close to pushing out a stubborn turd but it never came out.” – Alicia Vikander’s publicist to her – Popoholic

Armie Hammer gifted foot fetishists with their kind of porn in Out MagazineOMG Blog

Steven Avery ain’t getting a new trial – Pajiba

The Queen of Las Vegas is donating proceeds from her show to the victims of the Vegas massacre – Popsugar

I didn’t think we’d ever see the day when Pauley Perrette gave up that easy NCIS check, but that day has come. I won’t fall over from shock just yet. I’m saving that move for when she cuts off those rockabilly high school girl bangs and thirsty pigtails – SOW

Cara Delawhatever’s hair looks like that of a young British boy whose mom gave him a haircut using safety scissors – Just Jared


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