Tori Spelling told Us Weekly that she and husband Dean McDermott would consider having a 6th child because she loves The Brady Bunch.
Just sit with that a moment.
Us Weekly reports:
“I do like even numbers and I was always a big fan of The Brady Bunch. So three boys, three girls would be ideal. But we’re blessed and you know, who knows?”
You may recall that Tori’s mom Candy Spelling told the press that she hopes her daughter closes up the fetus-making factory. Candy doesn’t want Tori expanding her family which already includes children Liam, 10, Stella, 9, Hattie, 5, Finn, 5, Beau, 6 months and Dean, 50.
Even though Tori and her fartknocker of a husband have clearly never balanced a checkbook in their lives, they still keep earning money and press for doing absolutely nothing except for being broke, saying stupid shit and popping out kids. So it makes sense that Tori wants another kid since having one will get her more attention, more money from Candy and more sponsorships!
Tori explained to UsWeekly how she and Dean grew her family the old fashioned way. It makes as much sense as anything else she’s ever said.
“We’re both believers, none of our kids are actually planned,” Spelling added. “So we’re believers that they choose us and when the time is right, it’s right. If not, we’re definitely blessed.”
Tori went on to say that she and the kids like to have what she calls “bed picnics” where the whole family sits in bed on towels and cuddle. She then goes on to describe date night with Dean as “probably the same thing minus the kids“. And that friends, is how little Cindy Brady Spelling with be conceived. She better have curls, a lisp and be Instagram ready or she may wind up in an orphans home.