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The cock waffles of Bangkok (too perfect) that have got some highly offended prudes with their dicks in a twist!
Peen-shaped waffles have been around for almost as long as actual peens have. It’s been said that Methuselah posed for the first dick waffle mold (yes, he had it like that), and that dick waffles were served at the Last Supper. Taiwan has been making cream-oozing cock waffles for a while now and you can even buy your own cock waffle maker. But Coconuts Bangkok says that a chef after my own dick-loving heart has been selling peen waffles at the city’s Indy Market, and it’s making some people jizz at the mouth, and it’s making others mad.
Peen waffle chef Ketnita Prasertsomboon calls her peen waffle stand Pho Hai Ma, which translates to “From My Dad.” Um, is Ketnita’s dad single? She stuffs them with all sorts of things like sausage, cream and of course cheese. One of the rare times when dick cheese is delicious and mouth watering is when it comes oozing out of a cock waffle. Ketnita’s cut dick creations started getting a lot of attention last month when a video was squirted up onto Facebook. It’s been seen over 20 million times so far. Because Ketnita’s peen waffles bring together two of the world’s best things, dick and carbs, she’s been selling them like crazy and people have been posing with them on social media. And in case you’re wondering, this is the correct way to pose with one:
But not everyone’s mouth wants to wrap around a peen waffle. Khaosod English says that a famous Thai chef named Yingsak Chonglertjetsadawong thinks that the peen waffles are offensive and raunchy and that he never wants to see food shaped like genitals. I guess Chef Chonglertjetsadawong has never seen anything called a cucumber, or a banana, or a hot dog or an oyster. But please, bitch is just mad that he doesn’t have the culinary skills to create something that can easily double as a sex toy AND breakfast. And yes, I realize that I just ruined the beautiful peen waffle.
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