People At An Open House Got Hit With The Sight Of Amber Heard Making Out With Some Guy

September 29, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’ve been wondering what Amber Heard has been up to since the unceremonious end of her relationship with Elon Musk, here’s an update, and it’s kind of a random one.

The last time we checked, Amber and Elon were still hanging out together. Amber might have finally moved on. Page Six says that Amber was recently spotted making out with a man in Australia. And when I say “spotted,” I mean they were accidentally spotted by someone who definitely wasn’t looking for them.

A source ratted Amber out to Page Six after attending a real estate open house at a home in a suburb of Queensland, Australia. The source says that while touring around the home, they spotted Amber Heard and some guy “snogging” in the backyard of the house next door. Amber is currently in Australia filming Aquaman. Page Six says the house she was seen “snogging” at was probably rented for her to stay in during filming.

Rather than stuff their face with complimentary open house cookies or poke around in the medicine cabinet like a normal open house visitor, Page Six’s source decided to film Amber and her man.

I’m happy Amber is getting some, but she really aught to keep a bottle of SPF 60 close by next time. Her man is looking a little red.

Amber’s rep had “no comment” about the video. Page Six also refers to her guy as a “mystery man.” Is that because the person filming the video thought it might be a bit too tacky to holler over the fence and ask Amber for details? That’s probably a good idea they didn’t. Because everyone deserves a bit of privacy when they’re making out with a random. But also, because the only acceptable thing to yell over that fence is: “What the hell is that round thing under that faded purple tarp?” No really, what is that thing? It looks like a giant dirty Smartie.

Pic: Page Six

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