Night Crumbs

Angelina Jolie did a grocery story photo shoot that was totally not staged and completely all-natural. The entire shoot is absolutely embarrassing. It’s obvious that Angie didn’t learn from the grocery photo shoot master Phoebe Price, because there’s not one shot of her checking to see if the melons are ripe by holding them up to her tits in front of the pap she called. What an amateur! – Lainey Gossip

“Well, we couldn’t book a cup of tap water, so let’s try to get the next best thing, Hailey Baldwin!” – the editors at S Moda Magazine – Drunken Stepfather

And three seconds after this clip was uploaded to Instagram, a trained snake slithered out of those flowers and bit Cardi B! – Celebitchy

Teresa Giudice is already planting the seeds for a two season-long “divorcing Juicy Joe” storyline – Reality Tea 

Thank god that the paps didn’t get pictures of Woody Allen looking at Selena Gomez’s nipples as she arrived on set. My loins don’t need that ever – The Nip Slip

Reason #9,999,999 for why it’s a good idea to stowaway on a NASA rocket headed far away from this planet – Towleroad

I’d sooooo hit it. I’m talking about Jim Beam, but Mila Kunis is looking hot too – Popoholic

You’ll never believe this, but Bella Thorne is still out there looking like a leftover from Miley Cyrus’ Dead Petz phase – Hollywood Tuna

Zac Efron’s 73 Questions with Vogue is like a lost Entourage episode – OMG Blog

The Annihilation trailer had me at Oscar Isaac without a top on – Pajiba

What’s the saying? The fame whore doth protest? Yeah, that one – Just Jared

Michelle Williams is ready to get some Marvel money – Popsugar

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