Night Crumbs

September 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge is in Toronto for the Invictus Games, which means that there’s a 100% chance that he and Meghan Markle will officially let the world know that they’re seriously doing each other full-time by posing for photographers at one of the events. Well, if I have to look at pictures of PHG and the luckiest human being in the world (well, second luckiest, the luckiest are the managers at In-N-Out), then at least I can drown my cold sorrows on pictures of PHG hugging on hot, sweaty athletes. PHG better give us at least one picture of him nipple bumping with one of those athletes while topless. It’s the last his ass can do! – Lainey Gossip

I almost slow clapped for Reese Witherspoon wearing one of Alexis Carrington’s funeral-going dresses, but then I stopped, because I needed to use my hands to put over my mouth as I heaved at those ivory shoes – Celebitchy

I think David Foster is way too busy slapping his pepaw peen against Katharine McPhee’s cooch to care about Yolanda Foster saying that he dumped her because of her Lyme disease – Reality Tea

Further proof that Jared Leto is much less insufferable when he’s not barfing at the mouth about his method, and is instead posting topless thirst traps on Instagram – Towleroad

Rachel Hunter should get herself a couple of nipple scarves since it looks like her titty knobs are a little cold – Drunken Stepfather

If Caroline Ingalls had a freakum dress, it probably looked like the one that Margot Robbie is wearing here – Popoholic

I just figured out the pun in the title for Wes Anderson’s Isle of Dogs and I feel like cracked the Da Vinci Code. And oh yeah, that thing has a trailer now – OMG Blog

Doutzen Kroes looks like she’s got worms in a bad way – Hollywood Tuna

The phrase “demure elegance” should be renamed to “Ariel Winter” – Just Jared

Here’s Robert Pattinson looking like the three-way baby of a candy raver on a budget, Edward Scissorhands and Yayoi Kusama. Would you? – SOW


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