There are certain things you can always rely on, and one of them is that Kim Kardashian loves attention, loves cameras, and loves taking her clothes off. A Kim without clothing is like a Kardashian with a face full of high-grade fillers; it just makes you feel like everything in the universe is operating the way it should.
But gasp of all gasps, Kim recently told Allure that there’s a possibility that one day she’ll cover up and that day is apparently coming very soon.
“My publicist would say to me, ‘You’re not getting naked. I have to be there.’..I’m like, I’m going to tone it down. But then I’m like, wait, I can’t be doing it in 10 years, so – I might as well. I don’t know what the age cutoff is.”
Kim has recently said that she’s annoyed by her lack of privacy. I guess her solution is to cover up her private parts. But will that actually happen? Come on. A 36-year-old Kim will climb up a tree looking like a drowsy naked raccoon, and 46-year-old Kim will do the same thing, but on a lower branch because she doesn’t want to risk throwing her back out.
If Kim really does retire from naked photo shoots, who will carry Kim’s torch and inspire and motivate other aspiring THOTs? My suggestion is Kylie Jenner. Not only does she now almost completely resemble Kim, but she’s made from most of the same parts. Plus, Kris Jenner will still be able to cash in. It will be like Kim never quit.