Jennifer Lawrence’s “Realness” Is A Real Mile-High Pain In The Ass

September 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Entertainment Weekly recent sat down with Jennifer Lawrence to talk about that mess of a movie mother! Audiences haven’t exactly responded to it the same way critics have, and Paramount has been flooding the press in hopes of changing everyone’s tune about the mother!fucking flop they got themselves into. Somehow in the span of talking about the movie’s super super deep undertone, the interviewer and JLaw got to talking about airplanes. And how, you know, Jennifer was once a psycho on a flight who screamed about the plane crashing. 

I’ll let JLaw explain it herself:

“I’ve done that. [Laughs] You know when they hit an air pocket and it feels like you’re falling? I did it on a night flight one time: ‘We’re going down! It’s coming down!'”

Jennifer then added she once tried to jump out of an Air France flight because she gets “really claustrophobic and I had to get out.” HAHA! That’s exactly what normal people do on planes!

I don’t think we need to take this too seriously. Along with being real, JLaw is also known for being a liar. Jennifer once claimed she barfed at a swank Oscars party and that Miley Cyrus told her to get her shit together. Only, Miley came out of the Cyrus family raccoon den to say that JLaw must toke on some good shit because that barf brouhaha never happened. So if JLaw is saying she screamed about the plane crashing and tried to open a door mid-flight, that ACTUALLY just means she’s that annoying as fuck person who claps when the plane safely lands in Tulsa. Ew, that’s so much worse.

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