Open Post: Hosted By The Underwearless Hula Hooper 

September 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Queerty was kind enough to call our attention to this hula-hooper dude from Instagram. He’s REALLY good at hula-hooping. A delightful addition to his expert hula-hopping is what looks like his enormous penis swinging free in his shorts. It’s truly mesmerizing. This guy should do every sport in this outfit. Do you think he dresses like this at the gym? How do people focus when he’s working out near them? That dick must be contending with several lawsuits from all of the people who have fallen off ellipticals and Stairmasters and received broken bones due to being distracted. Watch below.

Mi bebé ? @carlossaez.tech

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