Night Crumbs
Jennifer Garner has made a social media leap by joining Instagram. Meanwhile, Ben Affleck can probably still be found creeping all his old high school girlfriends on Facebook at 2am – Lainey Gossip
Vogue was like “Come to Brazil, Bella Hadid’s nipples!” and Bella Hadid’s nipples were like “Okay!” – Drunken Stepfather
When Robert Pattinson shaves his head, he kind of looks like that kid in your 2nd grade class who kept getting headlice – Celebitchy
Porsha Williams can soon be seen in a stage version of Two Can Play That Game – Reality Tea
Ariel Winter went grocery shopping. Oh, and also half her ass cheeks were hanging out of her shorts while she did it (I’m sure she would appreciate if I mentioned that) – The Nip Slip
Last weekend’s movie-going public was as interested in going to the movies as I am in a KUWTK marathon; not very – Pajiba
Louise Linton appeared in an expensive gown on the cover of the annual “balls & galas issue” of a high society magazine to apologize for acting like a tacky bitch on Instagram – Jezebel
This video of Bella Thorne in a skanky minidress is so grimy and poorly-focused, I feel like there should be a 1-900 number crawling across the bottom of the screen – Hollywood Tuna
Maybe I’m wrong, but something tells me a day with the real Madonna would just be one long vampire youth blood ritual followed by a couple hours of online boy toy hunting – Towleroad
Kirsten Dunst hit up a photocall at the Venice Film Festival dressed like the organizer of a 1970s country suburb’s most-popular neighborhood key party, which is to say she looks perfect – Popoholic
Do not come for Cher on Twitter unless you want your next of kin to be notified of your death – Boy Culture
I wonder who Estee Lauder commissioned to make such a realistic Victoria Beckham mannequin for their product launch? – Just Jared
People are already placing bets on the new Royal baby’s name. Give me $20 on His Royal Highness Morrisey Corgi Austin Powers! – Popsugar
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