Night Crumbs

September 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Jennifer Garner has made a social media leap by joining Instagram. Meanwhile, Ben Affleck can probably still be found creeping all his old high school girlfriends on Facebook at 2am – Lainey Gossip

Vogue was like “Come to Brazil, Bella Hadid’s nipples!” and Bella Hadid’s nipples were like “Okay!” – Drunken Stepfather

When Robert Pattinson shaves his head, he kind of looks like that kid in your 2nd grade class who kept getting headlice – Celebitchy

Porsha Williams can soon be seen in a stage version of Two Can Play That Game Reality Tea

Ariel Winter went grocery shopping. Oh, and also half her ass cheeks were hanging out of her shorts while she did it (I’m sure she would appreciate if I mentioned that) – The Nip Slip

Last weekend’s movie-going public was as interested in going to the movies as I am in a KUWTK marathon; not very – Pajiba

Louise Linton appeared in an expensive gown on the cover of the annual “balls & galas issue” of a high society magazine to apologize for acting like a tacky bitch on Instagram – Jezebel

This video of Bella Thorne in a skanky minidress is so grimy and poorly-focused, I feel like there should be a 1-900 number crawling across the bottom of the screen – Hollywood Tuna

Maybe I’m wrong, but something tells me a day with the real Madonna would just be one long vampire youth blood ritual followed by a couple hours of online boy toy hunting – Towleroad

Kirsten Dunst hit up a photocall at the Venice Film Festival dressed like the organizer of a 1970s country suburb’s most-popular neighborhood key party, which is to say she looks perfect – Popoholic

Do not come for Cher on Twitter unless you want your next of kin to be notified of your death – Boy Culture

I wonder who Estee Lauder commissioned to make such a realistic Victoria Beckham mannequin for their product launch? – Just Jared

People are already placing bets on the new Royal baby’s name. Give me $20 on His Royal Highness Morrisey Corgi Austin Powers! – Popsugar

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